DOG 1
Dog: The thing I enjoy about the countryside the most is the peace, quietness, space, fresh air... scenery. It's really beautiful.

BIRD 1
Bird 1: On footpaths I think everyone will have stepped in dog muck at one time...
Bird 2: Yeah...
Bird 1: ....yeah it's just horrible....
Bird 2: ....disgusting.
Bird 1: ....horrible.... horrible. You've got to be responsible pet owners.

DOG 2
Dog: See, people don't realise their dogs could be a danger to wildlife. There's sheep running round scared, there's birds nesting on the ground..... havoc. Keep 'em on a lead.

BIRD 2
Bird 2: Well...just...I mean I think signs are more important on a coastal path
Bird 1: because...
Bird 1: Warning signs
Bird 2: oh definitely...
Bird 1: (giggles)
...rather painful

HORSE 1
Horse: If you're gonna go out for a walk across the moors, don't go out just willy-nilly, be prepared, take sufficient clothes, so in case the weather does change, it'll change very quickly.

BIRD 3
Bird 2: You know, I think you should treat the countryside as you would treat your home...,
Bird 1: Yeah.
Bird 2: ...yeah...I mean because say if you go anywhere.....(fades out)

SPIDER 1
Fly: For what to do and where to go
Spider: ..Just look on the web!
Fly: Can I go now?